Adult sms

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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Adult Sms Jokes, Adult Quotes, Non Veg Text Messages, Funny Dirty Sayings, Non Veg Jokes

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand
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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
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Adult sms/ text sms for mobile

Door ganoon may 1 basti thee,

jahan per randian basti thee,

unki gand my itni masti thee,

jitna dalo hansti thee, (end)

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Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.

Sex increases ur life by 10 min.

So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

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Adult sms

Aik Sardar ki shadi hoi. Sohag Rat ko Sardar Dhulhan k pas gaya. os k kapray utaray or tangain uper utha kar nechey aik Dia jala kar rakh dia. Bivi tarap kar door ja giri or boli.

Bivi. sadar jee ye kia kar rahay ho?

Sardar.Meray Duston nay kaha tha k kuch bi karnay say pehlay osay garam kar layna.

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aik sardar ki shadi hoi. Rat dhulhan k pas gaya. oski tangain uthain or phudi k neechay dia jala ker rakh dia. dhulhan tarap k door ja giri or boli sardar jee ye kia kar rahay ho.

Sardar. Duston nay kaha that k kuch bi Karnay say pehlay osay garam kar layna.


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wife;or andar dalo thora upper,thora left !or thora left.....

husband;maan ki lori . chodwa rahi hai ya lora parking me lagwa rahi hai

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A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai

girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai

thn

A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai

Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai

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Jinke paas hai...

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai





BOLO KYA?





Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH

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BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka

ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja

saka.........!!!!!

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A woman married

a one legged man.

She wrote to her

mother:

"My husband only has

ONE FOOT".

Her Mother

replied:

"You are lucky,

your papa has

ONLY 5 INCHES

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* every 1has different phases of sex life.

age 18-din raat

age 28-roz raat

age 38-jumairat

age 48-chandraat

age 58-ghalatbaat

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?





Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA.

Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo

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Beti:Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya

Maa:kese beti

Beti:Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri brezr me dhundta rha

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CUSTOMER: My Wife Needs A BRAZER But i Dont Know The Size





SALES GIRL: its Ok Touch My Breast & Try To Calculate





CUSTOMER: Oh! i Forgot She Needs Underwear Too

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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.

dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"

pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh"

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Sheikh ki taxi ma nungi larki a k beth gae Shkh usey ghurny lga Larki:kabi nangi larki nahi dekhi? Sh:Main daikh raha hoon tum ny karaya kahan rkha hoga

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Nurse sardar ji, mubarak ho. apko judwaa bete hue hai. Sardarji yeto hona hi tha maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi.

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Lrki phinsany k ten asol app be in asolon ko jan skty hain sirf sms krin

03447560302

03137035920

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Kis is kye of love love is lake of mirrage mirrage is box of children and are problem of pakistan so stop kising and saved pakistan.

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Ak adni k sadi hoi to wo bivi k pas aya or us ko 1000 rupy diy bivi ne wo rupy rukh liy or kha k app mery sohr hain is liy ye rukh liy hain nhi to phly 2000 rupy liti the

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Ak lrka or ak lrki sex kr rhy thy to lrky ne pocha k sex k doran mza lrky ko ata hy ya lrki ko to lrki ne jawab dia k agar tum apne kan main ungli dalo to mza kan ko ay ga ya ungle ko

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A boy pushed his girlfriend from the 10 floor of a building,

even then she did not die.

why??

Thanks to the new whisper ultra WITH WINGS

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Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya.

Aurr Dr. ko Bohat Maara..



Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?



Pathan Bola:

Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai…….

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday smile.
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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

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NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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