Jokes

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho,
vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
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Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia
Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia?
Husband:
mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon
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Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.
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Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??
Lady: Le, Ye Le
Payal Le,
Jhumke Le,
Chudi Le,
Chain Le,
Long Le,
Sab Le Le.
Or
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Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/
Daaku:- sorry yaar
tu to Emotional ho Gayi...
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Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par
Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
Aur
Soch Raha Tha Ki
Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))
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Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,
Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,
Raste me chiti ne kha
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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na
Dad Ne Dekh Liya
To Bawal Ho Jayega".
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B0y- hey, i l0ve u,
meri gf ban0gi..?
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Grl- hmmmm!
Apna numbr de d0,
jab current bf se break-up h0ga
t0 miss call kr dungi...

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Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
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Cool/Decent SMS / Text Messages

Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing,
but a smile from U.
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We Used Pencil When We Were Small
But Now We Use Pens Or Ball Pen...
Do U Know Why?
Because Mistakes In Childhood Can Be Erased
But Not Now..
Strange But True

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Cool/Decent SMS / Text Messages

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
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If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!
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1) Never hate
2) Don’t worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.
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Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day
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Some of the best moments in life…
*lying in the bed listening to the rain outside
*thinking about the person u love
*taking a long drive on a calm road
*finding money in your old jeans when u just need it
*holding ur hands with your friends
*getting a hug from someone u love
*the ur eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh
*wishing u all these beautiful moments…today, tomorrow and forever….
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I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
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Relationship requires little efforts………..
Even when friends are busy with their
own lives, a simple sms reminds each
other that…….
“U r not forgotten”
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