Jokes

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho,
vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
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Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia
Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia?
Husband:
mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon
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Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.
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Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??
Lady: Le, Ye Le
Payal Le,
Jhumke Le,
Chudi Le,
Chain Le,
Long Le,
Sab Le Le.
Or
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Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/
Daaku:- sorry yaar
tu to Emotional ho Gayi...
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Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par
Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
Aur
Soch Raha Tha Ki
Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))
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Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,
Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,
Raste me chiti ne kha
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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na
Dad Ne Dekh Liya
To Bawal Ho Jayega".
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B0y- hey, i l0ve u,
meri gf ban0gi..?
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Grl- hmmmm!
Apna numbr de d0,
jab current bf se break-up h0ga
t0 miss call kr dungi...

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Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
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Funnyjokes SMS

How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani

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You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)

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Funny Text -I was worried in dream
2nite
I saw
All the devils of the world have died,
Can u give me only 1 sms or miscal2 make me sure dat
Ur stil alive.  

Cool/Decent SMS / Text Messages

Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing,
but a smile from U.
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We Used Pencil When We Were Small
But Now We Use Pens Or Ball Pen...
Do U Know Why?
Because Mistakes In Childhood Can Be Erased
But Not Now..
Strange But True

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Doctor SMS Jokes

→ I always see spots before my eyes. 

DOCTOR: Didn´t the new glasses help? 

PATIENT: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer! 

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→ DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? 

PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army! 

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→ Large crowe was surrounding a car accident.

On hearing about this, 

a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back.

Finally he shouted: Let me go, 

the victim is my father. 

The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead donkey lying in front of the car! 

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→ What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG! 

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latest funny sms jokes..

→ Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
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→ Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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→ Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
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