Funnyjokes SMS

How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani

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You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)

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Funny Text -I was worried in dream
2nite
I saw
All the devils of the world have died,
Can u give me only 1 sms or miscal2 make me sure dat
Ur stil alive.  

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Funny Text -Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka
yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka!

REMIX..

..acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka
...naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka....!

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Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho
       Dukh dia ho
       Pareshan kiya ho
       To ap b usko rula sakte hain
       Dukh desakte hain
       Pta hai kese?
       ?
       ?
       ?
       ?
       Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)

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Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
       After operation
       Doctor
       Kuch kehna chahte ho
       Charsi
       jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena
       Ye
       2
       sooote lagane k baad khulti hain. ()

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       Ishq mey ye anjaam paya hai,
       Haath pair tootey or moo se lahoo aya hai,
       Hospital pohancha to nurson ne ye farmaya hai,
       Baharo phool barsao ek or POOND aya hai, ()

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       GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.
       THAKUR: Theek hai, lele.  Par 1 shart hai.
       Vada kar....Roz 'Phetii' dhone tu ayega.....

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       Frog:"Pathan ka demag nahi hota"
       Pathan:"Hota hai"
       Frog:"Nahi hota nahi hota nahi hota(& jumps in water)
       Pathan:"Lo,is me khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi"

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