Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho,
vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
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Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia
Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia?
Husband:
mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon
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Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.
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Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??
Lady: Le, Ye Le
Payal Le,
Jhumke Le,
Chudi Le,
Chain Le,
Long Le,
Sab Le Le.
Or
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Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/
Daaku:- sorry yaar
tu to Emotional ho Gayi...
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Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par
Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
Aur
Soch Raha Tha Ki
Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))
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Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,
Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,
Raste me chiti ne kha
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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na
Dad Ne Dekh Liya
To Bawal Ho Jayega".
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B0y- hey, i l0ve u,
meri gf ban0gi..?
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Grl- hmmmm!
Apna numbr de d0,
jab current bf se break-up h0ga
t0 miss call kr dungi...
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Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
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