HappY Holi SmS 2013

Dil Ke aaiene me abhi chamak baaki hai,Meri sansho me abhi aapaki mahak baaki hai,Aaieye dekhiye na is holi me hai,Naye dost ki jhalak abhi baaki haiHappy Holi......................Holi, Holi Holi Hai use diwali mat samajhna ,Hum tumharey ghar aaye tou hame mawali mat samajhnaHappy Holi To You......................Aaj ki holi me aapke sab dukh...

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Bhakt: Baba I have a child yearly. Nirmal baba: Condom lagate ho? Bhakt: Ji. Nirmal baba:Mohalle me bhi baant do kripa wahi se aa rahi hai.:> :O X_X =)) :> :O X_X =)) ..................................... Sunny Leon ne sabzi mandi me 2 feet lambi muli dekh ke puchha:" Bhaiya ji Yeh kya hai.. ?? . . . Sabziwala:" Yeh hamare liye toh MULI hai.. . . . Par...