boys & girls sms

Boy: Chalate Chaltre Yunhi Ruk Jata Hu mai ...
Baithe Baithe kanhi kho jata hoon mai...
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?
Girl: Nahi Veeriji, Ehh Kamjori Hai?
Tusi Chavanprash Khaya Karo ... :-)

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IF GIRL VOMIT HER PARENTS ASKS'KON THA WO KAMINA?"
IF BOY VOMITS-"KAHAN PEE KAR AAYA HAI KAMINE?"
MORAL: NO MATTER WHO EVER VOMITS, BOYS ARE ALWAYS KAMINE.

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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

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Panjabi ladke ladkio ko is tarah parpose karte hai-
Pipal da boota hove te ganne da ras hove,
j mera vas hove te teri maa meri sass hove.

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