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~ Romance Mathematics ~

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
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‎I Was a Smoker!!!
Once I Read: “Smoking Is
Injurious To Health”.
I QUIT Smoking.
I Used To Drink WINE.
I Read: “WINE is Bad For
Health”.
I Left Drinking.
I LOVE Someone.
Once I Read: “Love is an
illusion”.
You Know What I Did?
I Left “Reading”!
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The shortest distance between two ppl is not a Straight Line,

It's a Curve- A smile.
The more you bend this curve,
the shorter the distance gets :-)
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When asked what forgiveness is,

a little girl gave this beautiful answer,
“Forgiveness is sweet scent that a flower gives when it is crushed. “
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The Truth about Human Tongue:-

It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it.
But,
It takes Lifetime
to Learn
When & where
to use it..!
Have a Nice Day!
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"Poor man runs 4his daily food,
 While a Rich man runs 2digest his daily food"..
What a world.... !
Good Evening!
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BEFORE MARRIAGE-

Roses are red,
sky is blue,
U r beautiful,
I Luv u
AFTR MARRIAGE:
Roses r dead,
I have flu,
Dont get on my head,
side ho TU.
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Balghum Ko Dhoop

Mein Sukha Ker Choti
Choti Goliya’n Bna K
Chabaya Jaye Tou…
Ding Dong Bubble
…Gum Ki Kami Puri Ho
Jati Hy …
Zubaid Aapa K Yummy
Totke
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Safar Me Agar Bp Low Hojay Aur Namak

Dastyab Na Ho To
Naak Se Choohe Nikal Kar Zaban Se
Chaat Lene Se Bp Normal Hojata
Hy.. =P
Zubaida Apa K Zalim Totke
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Sunehri Baatein

Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten
Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
Pattey Hiltey Hyn
2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
Nahi Hiltey
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(Everyone Is Slept

U Can Call Me Now …)
Frwrd Girls To Laugh
n Boys To Understand ..
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