Large Collectionf of Friendship SMS Messages in English and Hindi Languages

---------------------- Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you. ----------------- Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p --------------...

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What is the difference between 1. Call Girl 2. Girl Friend 3. Wife Ans… 1) Prepaid 2) Postpaid 3) Unlimited --------------------- If a Black Cat crosses u, when u r going somwhere, wat does it mean??? It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI --------------------------...

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KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is.. Duty- if done with ur wife.. Art- if done with ur love.. Education- if done with a virgin.. Tution- if done with ur teacher.. Job- if done with your boss/secretary.. Science- if done with a fertile lady.. Business- if done with a prostitute.. Social work - if done with ur neighbour Charity- if done with a widow Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand ............................................ Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital...