Large Collectionf of Friendship SMS Messages in English and Hindi Languages

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Roses r red, violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry, you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay,
chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
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Funny sms messages for mobile

What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited
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If a Black Cat crosses u,

when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI
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Adult Sms Jokes, Adult Quotes, Non Veg Text Messages, Funny Dirty Sayings, Non Veg Jokes

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand
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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
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