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Roses r red, violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry, you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay,
chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
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if sumone calls u crazy,
dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,
relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute” . . . .
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hu
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Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai
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Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai,
chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai… . .
Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
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Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho,
PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain,
SAAD hain NOMAN hain
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Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal
T.V se Door rakhain Q K,
MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai
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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u.
If u r lost, i'll search 4 u.
If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u.
If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But,
if u stop sending msgs,
i'll kill you.
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Friends r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake.
It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U
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A friend is one
who sees ur
1st drop of Tear,
Catches the 2nd,
stops the
3rd
&
Turns the 4th
into a SMILE
Keep Smiling
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Roses r red, violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry, you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
-----------------
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay,
chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
----------------
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
------------------
if sumone calls u crazy,
dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,
relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute” . . . .
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hu
-------------------
Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai
-------------------
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai,
chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai… . .
Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
------------------
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho,
PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain,
SAAD hain NOMAN hain
------------------
Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal
T.V se Door rakhain Q K,
MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai
--------------------
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u.
If u r lost, i'll search 4 u.
If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u.
If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But,
if u stop sending msgs,
i'll kill you.
--------------------
Friends r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
-----------------------
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake.
It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U
--------------------
A friend is one
who sees ur
1st drop of Tear,
Catches the 2nd,
stops the
3rd
&
Turns the 4th
into a SMILE
Keep Smiling
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