→ I always see spots before my eyes.
DOCTOR: Didn´t
the new glasses help?
PATIENT: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer!
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→ DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor?
PATIENT: No, but
once I donated an old piano to the Army!
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→ Large crowe was surrounding a car accident.
On
hearing about this,
a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was
each time he was pushed back.
Finally he shouted: Let me go,
the victim
is my father.
The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead
donkey lying in front of the car!
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→ What is a double-blind study?
Two orthopaedicians
reading an ECG!
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