Santa Banta sms.........................

santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing . banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only ............................ Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.   Santa singh : what is he studying ? Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !...

Dipawali sms for your mobile phone..........

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI! ..................... May This Diwali be as bright as ever. May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love   .......................................

Naughty sms for your mobile sms..........

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! ................................. I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colegate .............................

Durga Puja sms / Dashain sms

Long live the tradition of Hindu culture, as the generations have passed by, Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up. Best Wishes for Dashain. .................................. May this Dasara, light up for you. The hopes of Happy times, And dreams for a year full of smiles! Wish you Happy Dashain. ................................   This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune As long as Ganeshji�s trunk, Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, Happiness as sweet as his ladoos And may your trouble...

Greeting sms

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith. ................................. Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE... It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted... But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU......