Naughty sms for your mobile sms..........

He came at night,

explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath

hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate
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Height of

bravery!
Going Late To Class,
in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:


"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...
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aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,
us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam
kisi 1 cartoon  ko zaror send karen ,
 main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts.
This is no ordinary blow job!
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propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
"kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
 Banta: Pata nahin yaar,
 meri photo neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
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oT TnAW T2UL I

+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2"rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
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