going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested
i have seen that movie yesterday only
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Banta singh : I am so proud of my son.
He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !
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Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"
Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
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Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived,
conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more
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Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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What"s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What"s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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