SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
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Aftr engagemnt!
Most and least romantic rhymes
A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line
There’s d Winning Rhymes
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I’m V Good At Telling Lies
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A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
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Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”
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Style of break up
Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-GF:
Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
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I love your smile
Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
.
..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’
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Do u like me as I am?
Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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.
.
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D
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Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D
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