Hindi New Year sms

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo… DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!  --------------------------- Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay… Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura...

When some love is gone, It doesn't mean you should Be bitter. It only means you need someone Better. Remember: Love always ends for a reason And leaves with a lesson ------------------------------ When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow from your eyes; Always remember these three things. 1) i'm with you. 2) still...

Happy New Year SMS 2012

My Wishes in 2012 God gives You.. 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "  ------------------ 2012 is at the door Remember Life is short, break the rules, Forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. --------------------...

The festival of Merry Christmas 2011 is coming when peoples exchanges christmas sms

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year. Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas ---------------------- Christmas is the Blessed season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! ----------------------...

Cool/Decent SMS / Text Messages

Sharp is Ur memory, Sweet is Ur name, Deep in my heart, U will always remain, Earth want water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing, but a smile from U. ------------------ We Used Pencil When We Were Small But Now We Use Pens Or Ball Pen... Do U Know Why? Because Mistakes In Childhood Can Be Erased But Not Now.. Strange But True ----------------------------...

Express your love feeling with your girl friend

A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart. =============== Love Someone ... Not Because They Give You What...

Sundar Puja hok sundar din niye sundar sokal hok sarater hasi diyeshiulir gandha hok monmatiye sundar vijaya hok dukha na diye.   .......................... Let The Joy Of Festivity Embrace You & Your Loved Ones On The Occassion Of Dussehra This Year! Very Very Happy Dussehra To You & Your Family ...............................

Doctor SMS Jokes

→ I always see spots before my eyes.  DOCTOR: Didn´t the new glasses help?  PATIENT: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer!  ............................. → DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor?  PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!  .................................... → Large crowe was surrounding a car accident. On hearing about this,  a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back. Finally he shouted: Let me go,  the victim...

latest funny sms jokes..

→ Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . ! “imagine I am in jail what you think that What crime I had done” Reply must. . . .......................... → Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. ..................................... → Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye, I don”t worry I don”t cry, I”m just happy that cows can”t fly! .........................

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HELLO The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! -----------------  I PRAY 4 YOU In tis lovely nite,  I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite --------------------...

Get free Beautiful SMS for your mobile phone...

☻Make A Promise To Yourself, Always To Choose The Best Things In Life, To Hold On To Your Dreams, To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart, Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You… ------------------------- ☻I knew no beauty, until you appeared. I knew no sweetness until you came. I knew no joy, until you cared. I knew no sorrow, until you left. I know you will come back, and make me love again. --------------------------------...

New best funny sms

Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . ! “imagine I am in jail what you think that What crime I had done” Reply must. . . -------------------- ☻Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. ------------------------...

Friendship Newest Quotes

Best Friends Listen to what you dont sayº - **Samantha Norman** ----------------------------- "People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is!" - Sent by Ali Nitka ------------------------------------------------...

Large Collectionf of Friendship SMS Messages in English and Hindi Languages

---------------------- Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you. ----------------- Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p --------------...

Funny sms messages for mobile

What is the difference between 1. Call Girl 2. Girl Friend 3. Wife Ans… 1) Prepaid 2) Postpaid 3) Unlimited --------------------- If a Black Cat crosses u, when u r going somwhere, wat does it mean??? It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI --------------------------...

Adult Sms Jokes, Adult Quotes, Non Veg Text Messages, Funny Dirty Sayings, Non Veg Jokes

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is.. Duty- if done with ur wife.. Art- if done with ur love.. Education- if done with a virgin.. Tution- if done with ur teacher.. Job- if done with your boss/secretary.. Science- if done with a fertile lady.. Business- if done with a prostitute.. Social work - if done with ur neighbour Charity- if done with a widow Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand ............................................ Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital...

Holi festival SMS

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet, Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pichkari ki Dhar, Gulal ki bauchar, Apno ka pyar, Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,  rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gul...

free text mobile Love SMS

If you are loving both the person pleasego with second one because if you are really loving first one you never getsecond person in your life.......................Newtons LoV Theorem:When a heart is dipped fully or partialy in d luv of sum1...Then d loss in studiz is directly proprtnal 2 d time spnt in her memories...!..........................

Funny mobile text sms

~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy ........................

Love Quotes SMS,

why is it when you love someone so much that you can never find the right words to tell them?. .......................... People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out . ....................................

Double Meaning SMS / Text Messages

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one... :-D It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P But I like the way U think! ;-)...................................... Fill in the blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ . . Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE Dirty Mind =P ;)............................... Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P ................................

Birthday SMS / Text Messages

B e yourself I nvite new challenges R ecall past triumphs T rust your instincts H ave faith in your abilities D esire only the best A ffirm your strengths Y ou're got what it takes!!........................... Blow Out The Candles .... Wish Away ... ... You Are The ... Super Star Of The Day Happy Birthday.................................... Like A frsh Dewdrops Of A New Day...! May GOD'S Loving Hands Be Upon You Today To Frshen your Soul & Body Many Many happy Returns Of The Day My Dear  .......................................

Break up SMS / Text Messages

I Will Wait .. Till The Day “I” Can Forget “You” .. Or The Day You Realize “You” Cannot Forget “Me” .. /*![CDATA[*///*/ ................................. A man may or may not be happy when he/she win’s one’s mind. But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust. Trust is the zenith of all relation. /*![CDATA[*///*/ ................................. “COMPROMISING”...

Sorry SMS / Text Messages

“Never apologize for how you feel, Thats like saying sorry for being real!” // ............................  We love ourself even after making so many mistakes. Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes? Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ...

Love Quotes / Text Messages

Every body loves you when you love every body. No one love you if you do not love any one. // ............................ Love is a war. This war will end when life will end //   .............................  My Heart Misses A Beat Watching You Sleep Our Corny Slippers Monogrammed...

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