Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS Collection! Containing SMS to send to your friends for your friendship.

Friendship sms also contains cute frienship sms, true friends sms, miss you friend sms,

love you friend sms and more. These friendship sms can also be used on cards.

We keep adding new friendship sms frequently so be sure you keep checking the site for

the latest friendship SMS. Have fun sending these Friendship SMS to your friends and let

them know how much you care.

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friendship is forever

Every morning when I open my eyes
I pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like u.
Why should only I suffer!
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A true friend is not like the rain
which pours & goes away.
A true friend is like the air.
Sometimes silent but always around u.
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Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend coz you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
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In my dreams, we were never apart.
In my dreams you kept me close.
In my dreams you loved me the most.
In my dreams we're always together.
Might as well be dreaming forever.
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One tree can start a forest,
one smile can start a friendship.
One touch can show you care,
one friend like you can make life worth living for.
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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
but I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth
but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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Some joys are better explained in silence,
as a smile gets more audible than laughter.
I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you.
I just smiled.
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Keep me as a friend and
I will keep you in my heart
and lock it up.
I'll throw away the key
so that no one can take you away from me.
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Valentine SMS

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine
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To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer
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U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go
U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry
U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart
Happy Valentine’s Day
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What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth …
Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!
Happy Valentine’s Day
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My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,
We’ll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key …smile
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So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is
Happy Valentine’s Day
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Love looks not with
the eyes
but
with the mind
and
therefore is
winged cupid painted
blind …
~ shakespare ~
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Flirt SMS

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”
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Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

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Exam SMS

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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Durga Puja SMS / Text Messages

Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
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Long live the tradition of Hindu culture,
as the generations have passed by,
Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger
lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Dashain.

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As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.
Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.
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May maa bless you
With happiness all the year through!
Wishing you a happy durga puja
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On this auspicious occasion,
I wish the color, bliss and beauty
Of this festival…
Be with you throught the year!
Happy dasara
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This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune
As long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Navratri
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May this Dasara,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dasara.
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Cool/Decent SMS / Text Messages

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
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If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!
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1) Never hate
2) Don’t worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.
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Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day
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Some of the best moments in life…
*lying in the bed listening to the rain outside
*thinking about the person u love
*taking a long drive on a calm road
*finding money in your old jeans when u just need it
*holding ur hands with your friends
*getting a hug from someone u love
*the ur eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh
*wishing u all these beautiful moments…today, tomorrow and forever….
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I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
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Relationship requires little efforts………..
Even when friends are busy with their
own lives, a simple sms reminds each
other that…….
“U r not forgotten”
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Birthday SMS / Text Messages

One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
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HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU
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I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
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How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)
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Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!
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May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.
Wishing u a Happy Birthday

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Adult sms

Aik Sardar ki shadi hoi. Sohag Rat ko Sardar Dhulhan k pas gaya. os k kapray utaray or tangain uper utha kar nechey aik Dia jala kar rakh dia. Bivi tarap kar door ja giri or boli.

Bivi. sadar jee ye kia kar rahay ho?

Sardar.Meray Duston nay kaha tha k kuch bi karnay say pehlay osay garam kar layna.

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aik sardar ki shadi hoi. Rat dhulhan k pas gaya. oski tangain uthain or phudi k neechay dia jala ker rakh dia. dhulhan tarap k door ja giri or boli sardar jee ye kia kar rahay ho.

Sardar. Duston nay kaha that k kuch bi Karnay say pehlay osay garam kar layna.


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wife;or andar dalo thora upper,thora left !or thora left.....

husband;maan ki lori . chodwa rahi hai ya lora parking me lagwa rahi hai

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A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai

girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai

thn

A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai

Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai

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Jinke paas hai...

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai





BOLO KYA?





Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH

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BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka

ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja

saka.........!!!!!

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A woman married

a one legged man.

She wrote to her

mother:

"My husband only has

ONE FOOT".

Her Mother

replied:

"You are lucky,

your papa has

ONLY 5 INCHES

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* every 1has different phases of sex life.

age 18-din raat

age 28-roz raat

age 38-jumairat

age 48-chandraat

age 58-ghalatbaat

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?





Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA.

Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo

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Beti:Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya

Maa:kese beti

Beti:Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri brezr me dhundta rha

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CUSTOMER: My Wife Needs A BRAZER But i Dont Know The Size





SALES GIRL: its Ok Touch My Breast & Try To Calculate





CUSTOMER: Oh! i Forgot She Needs Underwear Too

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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.

dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"

pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh"

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Sheikh ki taxi ma nungi larki a k beth gae Shkh usey ghurny lga Larki:kabi nangi larki nahi dekhi? Sh:Main daikh raha hoon tum ny karaya kahan rkha hoga

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Nurse sardar ji, mubarak ho. apko judwaa bete hue hai. Sardarji yeto hona hi tha maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi.

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Lrki phinsany k ten asol app be in asolon ko jan skty hain sirf sms krin

03447560302

03137035920

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Kis is kye of love love is lake of mirrage mirrage is box of children and are problem of pakistan so stop kising and saved pakistan.

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Ak adni k sadi hoi to wo bivi k pas aya or us ko 1000 rupy diy bivi ne wo rupy rukh liy or kha k app mery sohr hain is liy ye rukh liy hain nhi to phly 2000 rupy liti the

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Ak lrka or ak lrki sex kr rhy thy to lrky ne pocha k sex k doran mza lrky ko ata hy ya lrki ko to lrki ne jawab dia k agar tum apne kan main ungli dalo to mza kan ko ay ga ya ungle ko

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A boy pushed his girlfriend from the 10 floor of a building,

even then she did not die.

why??

Thanks to the new whisper ultra WITH WINGS

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Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya.

Aurr Dr. ko Bohat Maara..



Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?



Pathan Bola:

Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai…….

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday smile.
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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

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NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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