Monday, January 31, 2011

Love Quotes SMS,

why is it when you love someone so
much that you can never find the right
words to tell them?.



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People say dat wen luv comes knocking on
ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through
a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out .




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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Double Meaning SMS / Text Messages

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)
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Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
.
.
Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)
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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
Ki
Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P
 .............................
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind! 
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What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
..........................................
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr...
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
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Birthday SMS / Text Messages

B e yourself
I nvite new challenges
R ecall past triumphs
T rust your instincts
H ave faith in your abilities
D esire only the best
A ffirm your strengths
Y ou're got what it takes!!
...........................

Blow Out The Candles
.... Wish Away ...
... You Are The ...
Super Star Of The Day
Happy Birthday
....................................

Like A frsh Dewdrops
Of A New Day...!

May GOD'S Loving Hands Be
Upon You Today To Frshen
your Soul & Body
Many Many happy Returns Of The Day My Dear
 
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On This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of pure Love
Appeared To be
My Gift ... My Present
And My Future
You...!!!
I Am Very Thankful
For All The Joy
You Bring Into My Life
Happy Birthday My Love.....!!!
.................................
Before The Clock Reach The 12
I Should Take The Opportunity
To Wish You A Brand New year
Of Your Life ...!!
A Blessed Happy Birthday 
..............................
Light Jaanay K Baad Moombatti He
Jalaai Thi Toilet Mein Faraaz...!!
Koi Phoonk Maar Kay Keh Gaya.
''Happy Birthday 2 U' * 
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May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers
Filling with Pleasure the Minutes and Hours
And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory,
Long after Your Birthday has Gone.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
With love. 
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My birthday chocolate
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|__|__|
|__|__|
|__|__|
A dairy milk chocolate specialy deliverd 2 u.
Sorry, Thodi si kha li hai..
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Break up SMS / Text Messages

I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..
Share
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A man may or may not be happy when he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.
Share
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“COMPROMISING” doesn’t mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your “RELATIONSHIP”
much more then your “EGO”
 
Share
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Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:

Share

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I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!
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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sorry SMS / Text Messages

“Never apologize for how you feel,
Thats like saying sorry for being real!”


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 We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Love Quotes / Text Messages

Every body loves you
when you love every body.

No one love you
if you do not love any one.

............................
Love is a war.
This war will end
when life will end

Share 
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My Heart Misses A Beat
Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers
Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me
Pink For You

Share
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Sunday, January 2, 2011

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