Adult sms

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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Love sms

Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don't Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality

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Real love is not based on romance,
Candle light dinner
and
walks along the beach.
In fact, it is based on
Respect,
Compromise,
Care
and
Trust

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