boys & girls sms

Boy: Chalate Chaltre Yunhi Ruk Jata Hu mai ...
Baithe Baithe kanhi kho jata hoon mai...
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?
Girl: Nahi Veeriji, Ehh Kamjori Hai?
Tusi Chavanprash Khaya Karo ... :-)

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IF GIRL VOMIT HER PARENTS ASKS'KON THA WO KAMINA?"
IF BOY VOMITS-"KAHAN PEE KAR AAYA HAI KAMINE?"
MORAL: NO MATTER WHO EVER VOMITS, BOYS ARE ALWAYS KAMINE.

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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

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Panjabi ladke ladkio ko is tarah parpose karte hai-
Pipal da boota hove te ganne da ras hove,
j mera vas hove te teri maa meri sass hove.

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good night sms

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!

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A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

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Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours each day.

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Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... good night!

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Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do. Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.

Smile SMS / Text Messages

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .

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There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can�t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

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Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day

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:-)
:-):-)
:-):-):-)

:-):-):-)
:-):-)
:-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS

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Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

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In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

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In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER

Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !
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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend.
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”

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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”