Hindi New Year sms

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo…
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!! 

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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

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When some love is gone,
It doesn't mean you should
Be bitter.
It only means you need someone
Better.
Remember:
Love always ends for a reason
And leaves with a lesson

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When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow from your eyes;
Always remember these three things.

1) i'm with you.
2) still with you.
&

3) will always be. .

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Happy New Year SMS 2012

My Wishes in 2012
God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! " 

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2012 is at the door
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.
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The festival of Merry Christmas 2011 is coming when peoples exchanges christmas sms

May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be
filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas

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Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!

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Cool/Decent SMS / Text Messages

Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing,
but a smile from U.
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We Used Pencil When We Were Small
But Now We Use Pens Or Ball Pen...
Do U Know Why?
Because Mistakes In Childhood Can Be Erased
But Not Now..
Strange But True

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Express your love feeling with your girl friend

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

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Love Someone ...
Not Because They Give
You What You Need ... !!!
But
Because They Give You Feelings
You Never Thought You Needed!
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Simple truth of present:
if u dont want to know whats pain,
don't love anyone truely.
If someone loves you truly,
never show them whats pain.
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The Difference Between
"Like",
"Love"
N
"In Love"
Are The Same Difference
Between
"For Now",
"For A While"
N
"Forever..."
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Every body loves you
when you love every body.
No one love you
if you do not love any one.
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Love is a war.
This war will end
when life will end
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My Heart Misses A Beat
Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers
Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me
Pink For You
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IF U FALLIN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT ,
IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE ,
BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE
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Relatinships r like a book
It taks a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carfuly
&
never let it Burn!!
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Shakespare says
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn't tell u...
Second when ur love doesn't love u and tells u.
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There is no fear in Love,
if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern.
Love is not what you can receive
it's all about what you can give.

Sundar Puja hok sundar din niye
sundar sokal hok sarater hasi diye
shiulir gandha hok monmatiye
sundar vijaya hok dukha na diye.  

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Let The Joy Of Festivity

Embrace You & Your Loved Ones

On The Occassion Of Dussehra This Year!

Very Very Happy Dussehra

To You & Your Family

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Doctor SMS Jokes

→ I always see spots before my eyes. 

DOCTOR: Didn´t the new glasses help? 

PATIENT: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer! 

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→ DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? 

PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army! 

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→ Large crowe was surrounding a car accident.

On hearing about this, 

a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back.

Finally he shouted: Let me go, 

the victim is my father. 

The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead donkey lying in front of the car! 

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→ What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG! 

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latest funny sms jokes..

→ Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
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→ Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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→ Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
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HELLO

The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously, I miss you!
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 I PRAY 4 YOU
In tis lovely nite,
 I pray 2 the blue moon
2 protect U thru the nite, the wind
2 blow away ur stress
N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way,
sweet dreams Gd Nite
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☻Make A Promise To Yourself,

Always To Choose The Best Things In Life,
To Hold On To Your Dreams,
To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart,
Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You…
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☻I knew no beauty,
until you appeared.
I knew no sweetness until you came.
I knew no joy, until you cared.
I knew no sorrow, until you left.
I know you will come back,
and make me love again.
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New best funny sms

Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !

“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
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☻Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


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Friendship Newest Quotes

Best Friends Listen to what you dont sayº



- **Samantha Norman**
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"People never know how special someone is until they leave,
but maybe sometimes its important to leave,
so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is!"


- Sent by Ali Nitka
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Large Collectionf of Friendship SMS Messages in English and Hindi Languages

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Roses r red, violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry, you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay,
chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
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Funny sms messages for mobile

What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited
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If a Black Cat crosses u,

when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI
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Adult Sms Jokes, Adult Quotes, Non Veg Text Messages, Funny Dirty Sayings, Non Veg Jokes

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand
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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
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Holi festival SMS

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,

Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.
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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
 rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
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Khaa key gujiya,
 pee key bhaang,
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
 baja ke dholak aur mridang,
 khele holi hum tere sang.

Holi Mubarak!
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.
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Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!
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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
 humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
 Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
 rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.
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English Holi SMS
Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!
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Bright colors, water balloons,
 lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
 Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
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May God gift you all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship,
colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life.
 Happy Holi.
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If wishes come in rainbow colors then
I would send the brightest one to say
Happy Holi.
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A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
 Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
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Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

free text mobile Love SMS

If you are loving both the person please

go with second one because if you are

really loving first one you never get

second person in your life..

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Newtons LoV Theorem:

When a heart is dipped fully or partialy in d luv of sum1...

Then d loss in studiz is directly proprtnal 2 d time spnt in her memories...!

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Funny mobile text sms

~ Romance Mathematics ~

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
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Love Quotes SMS,

why is it when you love someone so
much that you can never find the right
words to tell them?.



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People say dat wen luv comes knocking on
ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through
a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out .




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Double Meaning SMS / Text Messages

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)

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Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
.
.
Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
Ki
Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind! 

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What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

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KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr...
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

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Birthday SMS / Text Messages

B e yourself
I nvite new challenges
R ecall past triumphs
T rust your instincts
H ave faith in your abilities
D esire only the best
A ffirm your strengths
Y ou're got what it takes!!

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Blow Out The Candles
.... Wish Away ...
... You Are The ...
Super Star Of The Day
Happy Birthday

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Like A frsh Dewdrops
Of A New Day...!

May GOD'S Loving Hands Be
Upon You Today To Frshen
your Soul & Body
Many Many happy Returns Of The Day My Dear  

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On This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of pure Love
Appeared To be
My Gift ... My Present
And My Future
You...!!!
I Am Very Thankful
For All The Joy
You Bring Into My Life
Happy Birthday My Love.....!!!

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Before The Clock Reach The 12
I Should Take The Opportunity
To Wish You A Brand New year
Of Your Life ...!!
A Blessed Happy Birthday 

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Light Jaanay K Baad Moombatti He
Jalaai Thi Toilet Mein Faraaz...!!
Koi Phoonk Maar Kay Keh Gaya.
''Happy Birthday 2 U' * 

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May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers
Filling with Pleasure the Minutes and Hours
And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory,
Long after Your Birthday has Gone.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
With love. 

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My birthday chocolate
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|__|__|
|__|__|
|__|__|
A dairy milk chocolate specialy deliverd 2 u.
Sorry, Thodi si kha li hai..

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Break up SMS / Text Messages

I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..

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A man may or may not be happy when he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.

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“COMPROMISING” doesn’t mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your “RELATIONSHIP”
much more then your “EGO”
 

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Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:

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I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

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Sorry SMS / Text Messages

“Never apologize for how you feel,
Thats like saying sorry for being real!”

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 We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
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Love Quotes / Text Messages

Every body loves you
when you love every body.
No one love you
if you do not love any one.

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Love is a war.
This war will end
when life will end

 

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My Heart Misses A Beat
Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers
Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me
Pink For You

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