What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited
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If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI
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Humari dosti Bonenza jaisi nahi Since 1925,
Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi K ye dil maange more,
Ye to State life insurunce jaisi he,
Zindagi k sath bi Zindagi k baad bi?
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Boy gave a dice to a Girl n said: If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i’ll kiss you!-------------
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya?
Dobara baari ayegi
BREAKING NEWS
Girls hostel mein aag lag gai..
Raat ko he fire brigade k amlay ne aag par kabo pa liya..
Magar
Amlay pe abhi tak kabo nahin paya ja saka..
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Once a maths teacher asked a boy---------------------
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”
:I want to share everything with you,
your sadness, your happy moments,
every single second of the day. How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
Do your feet never hurt ...
You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
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They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani
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You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)
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Funny poetry
Tum mere siwa kisi aur k ho nahi skte
Jese paani k bagher tum poti dho nai skte
-------------
A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water
Child asked would you like to take yoghurt
Traveler said: sure it’s good
Child brought 4 glass of yoghurt and traveler drank all n then asked
No one at your home likes yoghurt?
Child said: ya they like but today a frog fell in the yogurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it
Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child
Child also screamed and asked his mother: mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pee ;-)
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Funny Text -I was worried in dream
2nite
I saw
All the devils of the world have died,
Can u give me only 1 sms or miscal2 make me sure dat
Ur stil alive.
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1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited
---------------------
If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI
----------------------------
Humari dosti Bonenza jaisi nahi Since 1925,
Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi K ye dil maange more,
Ye to State life insurunce jaisi he,
Zindagi k sath bi Zindagi k baad bi?
------------------------------
Boy gave a dice to a Girl n said: If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i’ll kiss you!-------------
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya?
Dobara baari ayegi
BREAKING NEWS
Girls hostel mein aag lag gai..
Raat ko he fire brigade k amlay ne aag par kabo pa liya..
Magar
Amlay pe abhi tak kabo nahin paya ja saka..
---------------------------
Once a maths teacher asked a boy---------------------
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”
:I want to share everything with you,
your sadness, your happy moments,
every single second of the day. How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
Do your feet never hurt ...
You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
----------------------------
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani
-----------------
You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)
---------------------
Funny poetry
Tum mere siwa kisi aur k ho nahi skte
Jese paani k bagher tum poti dho nai skte
-------------
A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water
Child asked would you like to take yoghurt
Traveler said: sure it’s good
Child brought 4 glass of yoghurt and traveler drank all n then asked
No one at your home likes yoghurt?
Child said: ya they like but today a frog fell in the yogurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it
Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child
Child also screamed and asked his mother: mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pee ;-)
----------------------------
Funny Text -I was worried in dream
2nite
I saw
All the devils of the world have died,
Can u give me only 1 sms or miscal2 make me sure dat
Ur stil alive.
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