Smoking sms.............................

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai....
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Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!
BCZ
Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say
"Le Cigratte te sutta laga"



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Missing You sms.............................

Wherever you go,
whatever you do,
may god"s angels watch over you
& I Miss U!
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In my life I learned how?
2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong
2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful
2 forgive but I couldnt learn how..
2 stop Missing You!
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Good morning sms/ text sms

Subha Ki kiran boli...

Uth daikh kia nazara hai.
Maine kaha Ruk,
Pehle SMS tou kar loon uss payar ko
jo subha se bhi pyara hai...
:"GOOD MORNING":

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twinkle twinkle lazy star.
kitna soye ga uth ja yar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pee le chaaye,
then sms me and say hi....
:) GOOD MORNING

Good Luck sms......................

I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.
The wish I wish for u is that
all ur wishes come true so keep
wishing as my best wishes are
always with u.
GOOD LUCK.
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Happiness as light as air.

LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...
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Get well soosn sms.................

I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery!
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Heard that you"re not feeling well.
So brought flowers for you to make
you feel Healthier and Happier.
Get Well Soon!
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Kiss sms...........

What is a kiss?

In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
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Greeting sms

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..
Worries About U
guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
THE ZOO
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Life is an echo; all comes back,
the gud, the bad, the false, and the true.
So, give the world the best u have
& the best will come back to u.
Have a gr8 day.

Friendship Sms

When u win, I will proudly tell the world ,

"Hey! That "s my friend"
But when you lose, I will set by you sit by your side and say,
"Hey, I am your friend"
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Friends should"nt b like the bird of lake,
when lake gets dry, birds shifts another lake.
true friends is like the flowers of lake,
when lake gets dry,
 flowers dies at the spot.........

Best Wishes sms for mobile text...

wishing u a day soft as silk.

white as milk.
sweet as honey & full of money.
may all ur dreams come true.
ADVANCE HAPPY BIRTH DAY


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Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
one day more to hope! So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck!
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May tHe sUn sHiNe, aLL dAy lOnG
EvErYtHiNg gO rIgHt, & nOtHiNg WrOnG
May ThOsE U lOvE BrInG lOvE BaCk tO U
&
May aLL tHe wIsHes U wIsH CoMe TrUe
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Besan ki r0ti,
lem0 ka achar,
d0st0n ki khushi,
apn0n ka pyar,
sawan ki rain,
kisi ka intezar,
mubarak ho apko
barish ki bahar,
"Happy Sawan"

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The HOPE The STRUGGLE

and The HARD WORK towards a goal is part of the rewards.
Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........
BEST WISHES


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God's blessing may come as a surprise,
and how much you recieve depends on how much
your heart can believe.may you be blessed beyond wat you expect
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Nothing comes easy
what comes easy means nothing and
what comes hard means something.

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God's blessing may come as a surprise,
and how much you recieve, depends on how much,
your heart can believe.
may you be blessed beyond what you expect

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Climb every mountain in your life.You will reach the top.
 Best Wishes To You.
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
God, ur parents & my best wishes
Best of Luck

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MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS
& NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R.
GOD BLESS U....
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Aap ko mile khusiyo key sare rang,
jivan mey bhar jaye umang tarang,
ley chalo hamey bhi apney sang,
nahi dalenge rang me bhang...
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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I hav framed a bright and colourful wish Just for u..
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Khiltay Phuloo Ki
Rida Ho Jay
Itni Hasas Hawa
Ho Jaye
MangtE He Hath Par
Khushya Rakh Day
Itna Meherban ap
Per KHUDA Ho Jay
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Happiness as liet as air
LOVE as DEEP as OCCEAN
Friend as solid as diamonds &
success as bright as gold
These are my wishes for you 2day and everyday...
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Angry sms/ mobile text sms

Broken hearts, love's deceit,

pieces fall down to my feet.
Broken promises, love's a lie,
puddles form from tears I cry.


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Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.


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good night sms/text sms

Saying gudnite is not just putting

an end to a day.Its a way of saying ,

I remember u before i go 2 sleep.

Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….

GOOD NIGHT

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Since ur eyes are looking tired

Since your eyes are looking tired…

Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.

Happy journey into the world of dreams..

GOOD NIGHT !

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Love sms Quotes for mobile phone

There is only one

happiness in life,

to love

and be loved.

GEORGE SAND

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Dont believe too much in love

IF U FALLIN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT ,

IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE ,

BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE

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Best marrige sms

Most successful

Happy married life is

Defined as.

..

“Yet to be seen”

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,

is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE.

A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!

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Best Funny sms for mobile

SILENCE

Is d best Answer

for all questions

SMILE

Is d best Reaction

in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In

any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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Eid sms/text sms

Hope Love and Laugher,

warmth, wishes, joy and
a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations,
become a part of your Eid and Your Life.
Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.
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Its more than just an Eid wish,

more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thoughts
because it’s meant for you.
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Break up sms / text sms for mobile

Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
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The Game
I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!
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Angry sms/ mobilr text sms

jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango,

apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango,

jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lakin,

 apnon se kabhi saaya-e-dewar na mango

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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,

Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna

“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”

.

.

.

bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

good night sms/text sms

Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile.

Thinking of you makes me smile.

Being with you is the best thing ever.

And loving you is what I"ll do forever..

Good night!

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Close your eyes,

Concentrate your mind &

Pray to God about the things

That you want most.

GOD must fulfill your prayer...

Have a nice sleep...

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Good morning sms/ text sms

Night has gone and the moon too.

Sun has arrived with the sky blue.

Open your beautiful eyes,

There is a sms for you.

“Good Morning”

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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;

Not because life is full of reasons to smile

but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

Good Morning

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Sawairay jaldi uth k,

naha k saf kapray pa k,

allah agay sajday pa k,

akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….

Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

“Good Morning”

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twinkle twinkle lazy star.

kitna soye ga uth ja yar,

up above the world so high,

sun has risen in the sky,

uth ke jaldi pee le chaaye,

then sms me and say hi....

:) GOOD MORNING

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is a good time to">"MORNING"

is a good time to

"REMEMBER"

all the sweet things &

all sweet persons in your "LIFE"

so wake up with your

"SWEET MEMORIES"!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can appreciate coffee without cream,

nights without lights, meals without rice,

burger without cheese,

but never a day without greeting U.

Gud Morning!

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No one can go back & make a new beginning,

but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending!

Hope u"ll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

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Those who joyfully leave everything in God

"s hand will eventually see God"s

hand in everything.

Worries end where faith begins.

Gud Day.

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Mother day sms

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,

O - For she’s growing OLD,

T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,

H - For her HEART of purest gold,

E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,

R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

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Eid sms/text sms

Look Outside...

It"s so pleasant!

Sun Smiling For you...

Trees Dancing for you...

Birds singing for you...

Because I requested them All to wish You

**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

 

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Flirt sms/ text sms for mobile

Can you see me? no? Turn around,

 can you see me now? no? Turn again,

 can you see me now?

 I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

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hindi love sms/ mobile text sms

Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?

Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?

Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai...

tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai.

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love sms / text love sms for mobile

Na Sham Udas hogi

Na rat Udas hogi

Safed kapdo me lapti hoi meri lash hogi

ye dafnane wale mujhe waha dafnana

jaha subah sam meri membuba se

mulakat hogi.

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Birthday sms/ text sms for mobile

Its a dedicated ceremony,

an aniversary, but not wedding.

The easy way to tell is

its birthday.

Have a smile in all the way

& have a lovely birthday.

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Adult sms/ text sms for mobile

Door ganoon may 1 basti thee,

jahan per randian basti thee,

unki gand my itni masti thee,

jitna dalo hansti thee, (end)

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Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.

Sex increases ur life by 10 min.

So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

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