HappY Holi SmS 2013

Dil Ke aaiene me abhi chamak baaki hai,
Meri sansho me abhi aapaki mahak baaki hai,
Aaieye dekhiye na is holi me hai,
Naye dost ki jhalak abhi baaki hai
Happy Holi

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Holi, Holi Holi Hai use diwali mat samajhna ,
Hum tumharey ghar aaye tou hame mawali mat samajhna
Happy Holi To You
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Aaj ki holi me aapke sab dukh dard jal jaayein,
Aur kal ki rangpanchmi ke saare rang
aapke jeevan ko khushiyon se bhar jaayein..
SHUBH HOLI :-)
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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad
Thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah
Kal Rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.
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Million Dollar Question - Use less water for Holi.
Bataaiye Paani ke bina Insaan kaise marega
Ans. Paani nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise?
Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega.
So conserve water, have Happy Holi!!!
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Aaz is azadi ke awasar par
hame ye rakhi ka tyohar acche se manana chahiye
aur gharon me deepak jalane chahiye
kyonki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko maar kar
amerika ko aazad karaya tha,
Isliye aap sabhi ko ek baar phir janamdin ki shubhkamnaye.
Hota hai hota hai
anyway Wish u all a very colourful holi!
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Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
Rango Ki Bahar Ho,
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
Ek Baat Khas Ho,
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho,
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho,
Wish U Happy Holi!
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Har rang aap pe barse,
Har koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very
Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Collection SMS

Bhakt: Baba I have a child yearly.
Nirmal baba: Condom lagate ho?
Bhakt: Ji.
Nirmal baba:Mohalle me bhi baant do
kripa wahi se aa rahi hai.:> :O X_X
=)) :> :O X_X =))

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Sunny Leon ne sabzi mandi me 2 feet
lambi muli dekh ke
puchha:" Bhaiya ji Yeh kya hai.. ??
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Sabziwala:" Yeh hamare liye toh MULI
hai..
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Par aapke liye MAMULI hai.. :p :O

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1 Ladki ki T-shirt ke right par 'C' likha
tha aur Left hand par 'L' likha tha...
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1 Ladke ne poocha iska matlab kya
hai..
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Ladki:" Dhyan se dekh "COOL"
dikhega... :p :O :D

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Girl after Romance asked her Boy
Friend
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Tum itna jaldi kyun thak jate ho,
main to nahi thakti..
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Boy Friend:" Sadak kabhi khatam hoti
hai kya.. ??
Hamesha petrol hi khatam hota
hai...:p :O