Bhakt: Baba I have a child yearly.
Nirmal baba: Condom lagate ho?
Bhakt: Ji.
Nirmal baba:Mohalle me bhi baant do
kripa wahi se aa rahi hai.:> :O X_X
=)) :> :O X_X =))
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Sunny Leon ne sabzi mandi me 2 feet
lambi muli dekh ke
puchha:" Bhaiya ji Yeh kya hai.. ??
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Sabziwala:" Yeh hamare liye toh MULI
hai..
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Par aapke liye MAMULI hai.. :p :O
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1 Ladki ki T-shirt ke right par 'C' likha
tha aur Left hand par 'L' likha tha...
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1 Ladke ne poocha iska matlab kya
hai..
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Ladki:" Dhyan se dekh "COOL"
dikhega... :p :O :D
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Girl after Romance asked her Boy
Friend
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Tum itna jaldi kyun thak jate ho,
main to nahi thakti..
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Boy Friend:" Sadak kabhi khatam hoti
hai kya.. ??
Hamesha petrol hi khatam hota
hai...:p :O
