Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Sundar Puja hok sundar din niye
sundar sokal hok sarater hasi diye
shiulir gandha hok monmatiye
sundar vijaya hok dukha na diye.  
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Let The Joy Of Festivity
Embrace You & Your Loved Ones
On The Occassion Of Dussehra This Year!
Very Very Happy Dussehra
To You & Your Family
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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Doctor SMS Jokes

→ I always see spots before my eyes. 
DOCTOR: Didn´t the new glasses help? 
PATIENT: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer! 
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→ DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? 
PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army! 
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→ Large crowe was surrounding a car accident.
On hearing about this, 
a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back.
Finally he shouted: Let me go, 
the victim is my father. 
The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead donkey lying in front of the car! 
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→ What is a double-blind study?
Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG! 
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latest funny sms jokes..

Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
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