latest funny sms jokes..

→ Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
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→ Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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→ Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
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→ If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!
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→ It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.
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→ Boy: I am not rich like rohit, 

I don't even have a bid car like rohit.

But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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→ Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….
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→ Dream makes everything possible, 

Hope makes everything work, 

Luv makes everything beautiful, 

Smile makes all the above... 

So always Brush ur Teeth
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→ What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…

→ Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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→ Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”
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→ A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- 

Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,

U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, 

Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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→ Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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→ Commerce professor asks the student: 

what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
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→ World ’s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
U r so beautiful
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→ An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

I have got degree, 

I have got knowledge,

I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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→ Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, 

what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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→ Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.
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→ Beauty is not how you look,

it is not how handsome u r,

it is not ur figure too... 

Beauty is the inner self, 

so change ur underwear daily.
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→ Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
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→ Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
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→ Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, 

& u'll always be SMILING!
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→ Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."