Santa Banta sms.........................

santa: arrey banta your wife is
going to jab we met with justbeersing .


banta : no, ra i am not interested
i have seen that movie yesterday only
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Banta singh : I am so proud of my son.
He is at medical school.
 

Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !
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Dipawali sms for your mobile phone..........

With my

1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
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May This Diwali be as bright as ever.

May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love 
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Naughty sms for your mobile sms..........

He came at night,

explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath

hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate
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Durga Puja sms / Dashain sms

Long live the tradition of Hindu culture,

as the generations have passed by,
Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger
lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Dashain.
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May this Dasara,

light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dashain.
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This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune

As long as Ganeshji�s trunk,
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.


Happy Dashain.
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Memories of moments celebrated together

Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!


Happy Dashain..


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May maa bless you

With happiness all the year through!
Wishing you a happy durga puja
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On this auspicious occasion,

I wish the color, bliss and beauty
Of this festival�
Be with you throught the year!
Happy dasara
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As the candlelight flame

Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.


Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.


 
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Greeting sms

No life ever grows great until it is focused,
dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.
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Someday somehow watever
u prayed for will COME TRUE...

It may not be in the exact pakage
u wanted...
But... It will be
what GOD thinks is best for YOU...
 
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